The saddest things in the world:
-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans
but if you combine the three you’d have one kickass disney movie
When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me
So I was thinking about my current and future roommates today and made a pretty awesome discovery. My current roommates’ names are Katelyn and Lindsey. My future roommates’ names are also Katelyn and Lindsey. Mind. Blown.
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RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home
anyone who doesn’t reblog this is a filthy liar
I try to see if I can use the force on a regular basis.
part of the reason i studied so hard was so i could move shit with my mind like matilda
I have tried to use my Matilda powers pretty much daily for the past 15 years.
I tried all the Harry Potter spells. Especially Avada Kedavra.
being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead
wow she really can play any role
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